Introductoryness

It's blo-og it's blo-og, it's big it's heavy it's wood.

I've done it. I've finally gone and made a blog.

This will be my first one, really. I'm not counting the xanga I once had (still have?) which I believe was only ever home to 2 posts by it's negligent author. LAME.

My hopes for this one are not that it exceeds the last one in lamness (being less-lame), really. Pretty sure it will stay dominantly BORANG. However, I do hope there will be more written. I think that's my goal here. Write things down. It might be enjoyable? AND I have a terrible memory for the events that occurred last week, month, etc. Maybe this will assist in my own attentiveness to LIFE?

So, dear blog, get ready for a lot of MUNDANE-ITY!

First mundane note: Did you know the 20% off coupons for Bed Bath & Beyond NEVER EXPIRE!?!? WTF? Then....why is it that they have, in large bold type I might add, an expiration date emblazoned on each one? I suppose it's meant to strike a sense of urgency in potential customers like "OMG... quick! think of something you need from BBB so you can I can use this coupon! I can't WASTE it. Hangers? Vacuum cleaner bags? Novelty as seen-on-tv food chopping devices? Bumpit?" If this is the ploy, I can't say it ever really worked on me, cause I almost always save them til they expire. But I sure meant to use them, dangit.

But nooowwww... just think of all the endless coupon hoarding and 20% off purchases possible in my future... oh, t'is thrilling.

Not really. I was just slightly annoyed at being deceived for so long....that's all.

It's blo-og it's blo-og, it's better than bad, it's good!